This prompt “Fibbing Friday” comes from The Haunted Wordsmith (HWDP) on 05/17/2019.
This challenge gives you a chance to do a little fibbing. You are to come up with your best tail to this week’s food-themed questions.
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What is in Ranch Dressing?
Ranch dressing is when someone decorates their land on their ranch to get it ready for a party.
What is Cool Whip really?
Cool Whip? That is a person who uses a whip in the winter to gather their flock.
Why is the pineapple cake upside down?
This is easy, it is when you eat pineapple while standing on your head upside down on a cake.
What is a chicken finger really?
Having a chicken finger is when someone is afraid to text someone back. Their fingers become chicken.
What did the baker lose in the cake?
The baker lost his wife in the cake. She was helping him cook and fell into the batter.
What does pork belly go with best?
Pork belly goes great with toothpaste. It is sort of like milk and Pepsi. Great snack.
What happened when the farmer grew tomatoes and pumpkins together?
When the farmer grew pumpkins and tomatoes together, he grew pumpkin pie with tomato sauce on top. Tastes great.
What does the butcher do with the leftover parts?
When the butcher has leftover parts, he plants them to grow some more. BTW, money does grow on trees.
Why was Grandma’s fruit cake so popular?
Grandma’s fruit cake was so popular because she hypnotized her customers. Grandma really can’t cook. Sshh, don’t tell her I told you.
What is Dracula’s favorite dessert?
Dracula loves to have garlic cookies in the shape of a cross. That is his favorite, with a shot of Holy water to wash it down.
Who would win the Halloween Bake Off and what would they cook?
Leatherface would win the bake-off with his amazing meat pies.
What did the novice cook mistake for green beans?
The novice cook mistook green onions as green beans.
What are baked beans really and what do they go with?
Baked beans are beans that are baked in a pie and they go with ice cream. Great for birthdays.
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